My morning so far:
I am sitting here in my office on one of the very rare occasions that I am actually up before the kids. I was going to go through email but now find myself distracted by trying to one-up my neighbors with the name of my wireless network. When my internet connection crashed I went to mooch of one of their connections, and saw that on our street we have networks named GODZILLA, YETI, and YO MAMMA. I feel challenged. LINKSYS will no longer do. I am probably going to spend a very inappropriate amount of time on this endeavor.
Meanwhile, I hear a rustling sound coming from the other side of the room. As I said, the kids are asleep. We have no indoor pets. Anyone who just had some optimistic thought like, “Maybe it’s just a housefly” is clearly a new reader. I am not psychic, I cannot tell you for sure what is making that noise. But it ain’t no housefly.
After the recent centipede incident I commented to my husband that the only terrifying creatures that live in this area that have we have not seen in our house or on our porch are tarantulas and rattlesnakes. When I first stumbled into my office in a sleep-deprived haze this morning I was greeted by a tarantula sitting on the ledge outside my office window.
Bring on the rattlesnakes.
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