I was hoping to be able to select the winners sooner, but it’s going to take a while to taste all the drinks, meditate on the epicness of each selfie, and ponder the weirdness of each photo location.
Also, I need time to work on my forthcoming manifesto titled, A Mother on the Brink of Collapse Begs American Society to Stop Hosting Lavish End-of-Year Children’s Activity Celebrations Requiring Intense Parental Involvement Every May.
Anyway, thank you all for your wonderful entries! I’m having so much fun looking through them.
(Comments closed because I’m too busy to read comments this week because I wasn’t fast enough on an end-of-year activity potluck signup sheet. By the time I saw it, the items like grapes and napkins were taken, and I think I’m now committed to bringing a hand-carved ice sculpture depicting St. George slaying a dragon with seraphim looking on from above. Or something like that.)