I found myself with some unexpected free time tonight so I came over to my desk with the intention of doing some filing and paying bills. What did I actually do? Set up a random Chesterton quote generator for my email signature. Behold Jennifer, Queen of Procrastinators.

Since it was actually somewhat tricky and labor-intensive to format all the Chesterton quotes correctly I thought I’d put them out there for others to use as well. (Read: I’m trying to make myself feel better about the time I wasted on this tonight.)

So…if anyone wants to have a random quote from G.K. Chesterton as their email signature…

• Download this free, small program called Quotes.
• When it asks you which type of quotes you want choose only “wisdom”.
• Right-click on the program icon on your desktop tray, go to Edit Quotes Data File, select “wisdom.txt” and replace it with the contents of this text file I created (or just email me and I’ll send it to you).

OK, I’m going to bed now. Seriously. Not… going… to…. think… about… adding… C.S. Lewis… quotes…